This post is about cock.

[tehjules]

If that offends you... Oh, what am I saying? Everyone loves cock, right?



Maybe I should say up front that this isn't necessarily a dirty post. Psyche!

So here's the thing. kristiinthedark, vibrantharmony and I were talking about cock. I won't say why we were engaging in such a lovely and educational conversation but we began realizing just how many words begin with 'cock!'

Cockadoodledoo. Cockroach. Cocky. Cocksure. Cockamamie. Cockatoo. You know, every day words.

But there are some fun ones, too! Cockchafer. Which is apparently a type of beetle but sounds REALLY porny to me.

But it seems like the best ones are made up.

Cockalicious. (courtesty of kristiinthedark) And cockmaster. (Also courtesty of Kristi. See a pattern?)

Anyway. Cock words! Actual words, made up words, French words... Discuss.

ETA: A poem! By Kristi!

Cock.

cock. bitte. schwanz. gallo.

no matter.

give it to me.

i want it.


Another ETA: There's also talk of dog cock, okay? I GUESS to some people that may be a little off-putting.

Comments

[vibrantharmony.livejournal.com]

COCKALICIOUS!

*twirls*

[tehjules.livejournal.com]

It should be an ice cream flavor, you know?

[vibrantharmony.livejournal.com]

Mmm, ice cream cone. It could be so much fun.

But how would they advertise it?

[tehjules.livejournal.com]

They would get Paris Hilton to roll around on the hood of the car while lapping at the dripping cone?

...

[kristiinthedark.livejournal.com]

I am a filthy, filthy girl. *facepalm*

Cocksure and cockchafer are definitely two of my favorite *real* cock words. They just sound so.... cocky. *g*

[candidlily.livejournal.com]

ILU. ♥

[kristiinthedark.livejournal.com]

I don't know where this stuff comes from, I swear! *eg*

ILU2! ♥

[tehjules.livejournal.com]

I forgot how to make hearts! I need another lesson.

[tehjules.livejournal.com]

It's nice to be a filthy, filthy girl. Life is just easier that way.

Cocky is also a good word. And said a lot. Am I the only one that catches 'cocky' out of the corner of my eye in a fic and my mind instantly screams "we're getting to the good par- oh. Dammit."?

[kristiinthedark.livejournal.com]

Oh no. There are all kinds of words that I'll see in a fic and my mind just bounces all over the place. bite. suck. stomach. lips. mouth. ear. TONGUE. They make me flail. :D

[tehjules.livejournal.com]

Yes, I got sidetracked on Teh Bamber there. I'm back! Suck and bite and tongue are very good ones. Oh yes.

[vibrantharmony.livejournal.com]

And more cockiness!

[kristiinthedark.livejournal.com]

Awww... Lex would totally let Clark call him cockalicious! I just know he would!

[vibrantharmony.livejournal.com]

Well yeah, but only once Clark finds a better dictionary and learns *why* he should call Lex that! When he's being stupid, it's not as sexy. :P

[wendy.livejournal.com]

Cocker spaniel?

Look, y'all already listed the good ones, OK????

[tehjules.livejournal.com]

But you get extra points for dog cock. Didn't you know?

[wendy.livejournal.com]

I am at a LOSS for a response to that, lol.

[caitlen.livejournal.com]

This was so amusing to read ;)

So, more cock words ;)

coldcocked. (cock in the middle of it though) - to be punched out.

I was going to say "cuckolded" - the word used to describe a husband who's wife has taken a lover behind his back. "I've cuckolded old Waterford!" but that's not quite right either...

I'm sure I'd be able to come up with more, but that would require getting up and getting an old fashioned paper dictionary...

[vibrantharmony.livejournal.com]

You'd think that "cuckold" evolved from being a cock word. It would make sense, wouldn't it?

[caitlen.livejournal.com]

It would indeed make sense ;)

[tehjules.livejournal.com]

I didn't even think of words with cock in the middle. Hmm... That's like, a whole other post that I could get into! :P

And wait, paper dictionary? What is this thing you speak of? Word web is your friend! Just a simple Ctrl+alt+W and all of the page flipping is done!

[existentialed.livejournal.com]

hi. :) just happened to randomly stumble across your journal and you seem interesting (an entry devoted to cock is nothing if not interesting) so i friended you. :)

[tehjules.livejournal.com]

My world revolves around cock.

Okay, not really, but it's nice to meet you! If this entry wasn't enough to scare you, you'll probably be pretty well off. :) *adds back*

[bloodygoodgirl.livejournal.com]

Hee! Shit like this, is why I'm friends with ya'll.

[tehjules.livejournal.com]

*beams* I'm so glad I could entertain, Stash! ♥