This post is about cock.

[tehjules]

If that offends you... Oh, what am I saying? Everyone loves cock, right?



Maybe I should say up front that this isn't necessarily a dirty post. Psyche!

So here's the thing. kristiinthedark, vibrantharmony and I were talking about cock. I won't say why we were engaging in such a lovely and educational conversation but we began realizing just how many words begin with 'cock!'

Cockadoodledoo. Cockroach. Cocky. Cocksure. Cockamamie. Cockatoo. You know, every day words.

But there are some fun ones, too! Cockchafer. Which is apparently a type of beetle but sounds REALLY porny to me.

But it seems like the best ones are made up.

Cockalicious. (courtesty of kristiinthedark) And cockmaster. (Also courtesty of Kristi. See a pattern?)

Anyway. Cock words! Actual words, made up words, French words... Discuss.

ETA: A poem! By Kristi!

Cock.

cock. bitte. schwanz. gallo.

no matter.

give it to me.

i want it.


Another ETA: There's also talk of dog cock, okay? I GUESS to some people that may be a little off-putting.

Comments

[wendy.livejournal.com]

Cocker spaniel?

Look, y'all already listed the good ones, OK????

[tehjules.livejournal.com]

But you get extra points for dog cock. Didn't you know?

[wendy.livejournal.com]

I am at a LOSS for a response to that, lol.

[vibrantharmony.livejournal.com]

Yeah, that was pretty terrible, wasn't it? BAD JULES. BAD.

[wendy.livejournal.com]

SO not fair to pick in the new person! *whines*

Let's punish her.

[vibrantharmony.livejournal.com]

Ooh, yes, let's! Unfortunately, she's rather hard to squick, so we're going to have to be creative.

[wendy.livejournal.com]

Can we embarrass her? Dare her to do something mean? Comment in 37 random people's LJs? WHAT?

[vibrantharmony.livejournal.com]

Ooh, I like that last one! Make her comment in LJs of people she doesn't know!

[wendy.livejournal.com]

OK Jules. 37 comments to 37 random strangers. And you can't tell them why. GO.

[tehjules.livejournal.com]

...Jeeze. Couldn't you guys come up with something a little more sadistic? I mean REALLY.

[wendy.livejournal.com]

I just met you like FIVE MINUTES AGO! Go on...do your dare. *shoos*

[tehjules.livejournal.com]

Okay, okay! I'm off to repent.

[vibrantharmony.livejournal.com]

Maybe you should have to talk about cock in all 37 comments, too.

[tehjules.livejournal.com]

NO. I'm just a shy girl, Harm!

[vibrantharmony.livejournal.com]

But you wanted sadism! I'm trying to help! Don't you point your icon at me that way!

[tehjules.livejournal.com]

Wait... You say that like it's supposed to be a bad thing. I think there may be a slight misunderstanding here.

[wendy.livejournal.com]

KNEW I liked you for a reason.

[tehjules.livejournal.com]

*beams*

Ahem. Just tell me how you want me.

[tehjules.livejournal.com]

It was begging to be said! What's my prize? That so deserved a prize.

[vibrantharmony.livejournal.com]

Your prize is... you get to edit your post to mention that you're also talking about freaking DOG COCK in here. I think that's fair. *nods*

[tehjules.livejournal.com]

But that's the type of thing that the cut is supposed to protect young viewers from!

[vibrantharmony.livejournal.com]

You think there are any young, naive eyes on your flist? REALLY?

[tehjules.livejournal.com]

I know, how ignorant is that?

[vibrantharmony.livejournal.com]

So now that we've established that no one underage will be scarred for life, go to it!

[vibrantharmony.livejournal.com]

Wheee! Lovely edits, darling!