This post is about cock.

[tehjules]

If that offends you... Oh, what am I saying? Everyone loves cock, right?



Maybe I should say up front that this isn't necessarily a dirty post. Psyche!

So here's the thing. kristiinthedark, vibrantharmony and I were talking about cock. I won't say why we were engaging in such a lovely and educational conversation but we began realizing just how many words begin with 'cock!'

Cockadoodledoo. Cockroach. Cocky. Cocksure. Cockamamie. Cockatoo. You know, every day words.

But there are some fun ones, too! Cockchafer. Which is apparently a type of beetle but sounds REALLY porny to me.

But it seems like the best ones are made up.

Cockalicious. (courtesty of kristiinthedark) And cockmaster. (Also courtesty of Kristi. See a pattern?)

Anyway. Cock words! Actual words, made up words, French words... Discuss.

ETA: A poem! By Kristi!

Cock.

cock. bitte. schwanz. gallo.

no matter.

give it to me.

i want it.


Another ETA: There's also talk of dog cock, okay? I GUESS to some people that may be a little off-putting.

Comments

[vibrantharmony.livejournal.com]

COCKALICIOUS!

*twirls*

[tehjules.livejournal.com]

It should be an ice cream flavor, you know?

[vibrantharmony.livejournal.com]

Mmm, ice cream cone. It could be so much fun.

But how would they advertise it?

[tehjules.livejournal.com]

They would get Paris Hilton to roll around on the hood of the car while lapping at the dripping cone?

...

[vibrantharmony.livejournal.com]

I'm not entirely sure that would make me want to try it.

Now if Tom Welling was rolling around on the car licking the ice cream? I would be there in SECONDS.

[tehjules.livejournal.com]

What about Jensen? What about Jared? What about Joe? What about JAMIE?

The J's feel left out, Harm.

[vibrantharmony.livejournal.com]

The J's can all come to the ice cream party! In fact, I think the new rule is that it's going to be a naked ice cream party. To make the cockalicious ice cream a real success. Wanna join us?