This post is about cock.

[tehjules]

If that offends you... Oh, what am I saying? Everyone loves cock, right?



Maybe I should say up front that this isn't necessarily a dirty post. Psyche!

So here's the thing. kristiinthedark, vibrantharmony and I were talking about cock. I won't say why we were engaging in such a lovely and educational conversation but we began realizing just how many words begin with 'cock!'

Cockadoodledoo. Cockroach. Cocky. Cocksure. Cockamamie. Cockatoo. You know, every day words.

But there are some fun ones, too! Cockchafer. Which is apparently a type of beetle but sounds REALLY porny to me.

But it seems like the best ones are made up.

Cockalicious. (courtesty of kristiinthedark) And cockmaster. (Also courtesty of Kristi. See a pattern?)

Anyway. Cock words! Actual words, made up words, French words... Discuss.

ETA: A poem! By Kristi!

Cock.

cock. bitte. schwanz. gallo.

no matter.

give it to me.

i want it.


Another ETA: There's also talk of dog cock, okay? I GUESS to some people that may be a little off-putting.

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My world revolves around cock.

Okay, not really, but it's nice to meet you! If this entry wasn't enough to scare you, you'll probably be pretty well off. :) *adds back*