This post is about cock.

[tehjules]

If that offends you... Oh, what am I saying? Everyone loves cock, right?



Maybe I should say up front that this isn't necessarily a dirty post. Psyche!

So here's the thing. kristiinthedark, vibrantharmony and I were talking about cock. I won't say why we were engaging in such a lovely and educational conversation but we began realizing just how many words begin with 'cock!'

Cockadoodledoo. Cockroach. Cocky. Cocksure. Cockamamie. Cockatoo. You know, every day words.

But there are some fun ones, too! Cockchafer. Which is apparently a type of beetle but sounds REALLY porny to me.

But it seems like the best ones are made up.

Cockalicious. (courtesty of kristiinthedark) And cockmaster. (Also courtesty of Kristi. See a pattern?)

Anyway. Cock words! Actual words, made up words, French words... Discuss.

ETA: A poem! By Kristi!

Cock.

cock. bitte. schwanz. gallo.

no matter.

give it to me.

i want it.


Another ETA: There's also talk of dog cock, okay? I GUESS to some people that may be a little off-putting.

Comments

[wendy.livejournal.com]

Can we embarrass her? Dare her to do something mean? Comment in 37 random people's LJs? WHAT?

[vibrantharmony.livejournal.com]

Ooh, I like that last one! Make her comment in LJs of people she doesn't know!

[wendy.livejournal.com]

OK Jules. 37 comments to 37 random strangers. And you can't tell them why. GO.

[tehjules.livejournal.com]

...Jeeze. Couldn't you guys come up with something a little more sadistic? I mean REALLY.

[wendy.livejournal.com]

I just met you like FIVE MINUTES AGO! Go on...do your dare. *shoos*

[tehjules.livejournal.com]

Okay, okay! I'm off to repent.

[vibrantharmony.livejournal.com]

Maybe you should have to talk about cock in all 37 comments, too.

[tehjules.livejournal.com]

NO. I'm just a shy girl, Harm!

[vibrantharmony.livejournal.com]

But you wanted sadism! I'm trying to help! Don't you point your icon at me that way!

[tehjules.livejournal.com]

Okay... so... can I get this reduced for good behavior? Maybe... 20 comments? And by random do you all mean people that aren't on my flist because that's just wrong. *whines*

[vibrantharmony.livejournal.com]

Hmm. Well, you'd have to discuss that with Wendy, since she is the punisher here. As for random, ideally I'd want people you've never heard of before, but I might be able to settle for people you at least don't know well, or from your friendsfriends list. Again Wendy is in charge here ;)