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[tehjules]

I have really been waiting to post until I had something intelligent to say.

We should've known that wasn't gonna happen.

Good news though, I bring something better than intelligence. I bring amusement.

I fell down the stairs yesterday. I'm ok, thankfully it wasn't head over feet.... just hitting every step with my tail bone, followed by the wood floor AT THE BOTTOM. Where I STOPPED. And the carpet on the stairs did a fantastic job of rubbing off several layers of skin on both arms from elbow to wrist. It looks like someone streaked fire engine red lipstick down my forearms.

So yes, my name is Grace. I am a clumsy person. *takes a bow*

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[beckytheelf.livejournal.com]

OHMYGOD. My poor sweet baby!!!!!!! *picks you up* *puts you back together* *puts a shiny ribbon on you*
If it's any consolation, I fell through a bed this weekend. Got stuck too. And then I totally dropped a scotch glass on my foot a while ago. Alas, it was not filled with Johnny Walker but orange juice. Hmm...
I totally think I won the title from you. *wink*

[tehjules.livejournal.com]

Through a bed? Is there a fun story to accompany this? :D

You may have very well won the title. *twirls you*

[beckytheelf.livejournal.com]

Unfortunately I wasn't up to anything dirty. *sigh* My bed is like older than me and it's constantly falling apart. So, one day whilst in the middle of spring cleaning, I decided to plop on the bed and totally fell through. I ended up being wedged between gigantic piles of books and wood and then I couldn't get out. And all the while I was stuck, I was laughing my ass off so it was kinda hard for me to get out. But alas, now my butt hurts like hell. Ohmygod. I sound like badly written gay porn.
I am a klutz. I know. Hee!