Unfortunately I wasn't up to anything dirty. *sigh* My bed is like older than me and it's constantly falling apart. So, one day whilst in the middle of spring cleaning, I decided to plop on the bed and totally fell through. I ended up being wedged between gigantic piles of books and wood and then I couldn't get out. And all the while I was stuck, I was laughing my ass off so it was kinda hard for me to get out. But alas, now my butt hurts like hell. Ohmygod. I sound like badly written gay porn.
I am a klutz. I know. Hee!